It all started one fine spring day when a simple 23rd level Jester kender was exploring the upper floors of the Cyberian Embassy in the city of SoapBox One, when the curious kender ducked into a laboratory to avoid a patrol of Killer Assault Bunnies. Little did he know, but this laboratory was the domain of a erratic genius in the field of cybernetics. This scientist had developed a series of machines to perform cybernetic implantations and enhancements. Since the lights were out, the kender stumbled into one of these machines, accidentally starting it as he fell onto the assembly line.

Hours later, disoriented and suffering from a flood of new sensations and information flooding his brain, the kender stumbled back out of the lab, into the arms of a waiting teams of KAB's. Still disoriented and being roughly treated by the genetic creations, something shifts modes within skull of the kender, and before he knows it, the KAB's are lying in small pieces scattered about the hallway.

Worried that that this might happen again, the kender figured it would be prudent to retire to a more secluded area until he figured out what was going on and how to handle his new "toys." The basement seemed to be the best place to avoid other members of the Embassy staff. Upon reaching the basement, the kender found several rooms, most of which seemed to be long unused. In one of these rooms, a large vat with a catwalk over it seemed to be the best place to sit. Walking out onto the catwalk, the kender went to sit down in it's middle. As he grasped the rail to steady himself as he sat down, the rail gave way, rusted through from long neglect. Unable to regain his balance, the kender fell off the catwalk, into the vat.

For the second time that day, the kender regained consciousness and worked his way through a flood of mental and physical changes. Lying on the catwalk, mentally exhausted, he was confronted by the Cyberian Chief of Security, the infamous (and oft ridiculed), Star Ranger. Star Ranger was furious, screaming about the kender having ruined his "Protoculture experiments," he threw the kender out of the Embassy.

And for CyberKender, the rest is history.