Random Jokes/Thoughts/Puns

- If you're out camping, and a vampire happens upon you while hungry, can he enter your tent without being invited in?

- The proper way to list an excellent impersonator of Placido Domingo on the marquee is "Placebo Domingo"

- Here's a sound clip that I thought up quite some time ago, but I only just now got the file created.

- What did Caesar say to Brutus, after he saw the redecoration job Brutus had done to his quaters, upon returing from a campaign?
 "Ecru, Brute?"

- If shorts that come down to below the knee are called "Bermuda Shorts," should those almost-completely-cut-away shorts that you find women wearing in adult magazines be called "Bermuda Triangle Shorts?"

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