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- If you're out camping, and a vampire happens upon you while hungry, can he enter your tent without being invited in? - The proper way to list an excellent impersonator of Placido Domingo on the marquee is "Placebo Domingo" - Here's a sound clip that I thought up quite some time ago, but I only just now got the file created. - What did Caesar say to Brutus, after he saw the redecoration job
Brutus had done to his quaters, upon returing from a campaign? - If shorts that come down to below the knee are called "Bermuda Shorts," should those almost-completely-cut-away shorts that you find women wearing in adult magazines be called "Bermuda Triangle Shorts?" |