"Would ye like teh find out why they call me Redbeard?"
"Come on over and see how long my yardarm is."
"Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?"
"Lots of pirates have peg legs, but I went with sillicone for the soft touch and ease of disinfecting..."
"Prepare to be boarded!"
"Wanna shiver me timbers?"
"Storm the poopdeck!"
"D00D! G0t s0m3 L33T W@R3Z?"
"Me parrot's a tantric youga master."
"I've got an extra-long ramrod."
"Are you into rough sex? They call me Barnacle Bill."
"You've raised me mizzen mast!"
"Ever wanted to be a cabin boy?"
"Wanna see what's in Davy Jones' Locker?"
"I'd like to bury me booty in yer sea chest"
"Want ta help me bury me treasure?"
"Me cannon's primed and loaded."
"My name is Bill, and I really like your product..."
"Wanna be me first mate?"
"Come aboard and see me figurehead."
"I'll give ya thirty lashings!"
And the most oft used bad pirate pick-up line?
"ARR!!"
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